“If I broke into your home, would you have a cup of tea
“I’m hung like a Baskerville Hound.”
“I know caring is not an advantage, but that hasn’t
“Your Moves Like Jagger make me want to Stay Alive.”
“I think you just turned me straight. Let’s have
“Sex doesn’t alarm me. Want me to prove it?”
“Playing games with you makes my brain explode. In a good
“I don’t have to use my imagination to know that
“Sherly– you’re my division.” Submitted
“I fell for you like Sherlock off of Bart’s.”
“Leave the wall alone. If you’re bored, I’ll
“I put the ‘wood’ in 'Westwood.’”
“Minds aren’t the only thing I’m good at fucking.”
“Hiiiii… I seem to have misplaced the key to your
“I baked you a gingerbread cookie. Sorry it’s burnt.”
“You could never repel me.”
“I’d like to occupy a ‘minor’ position
“I have cake in both hands; I’ll have to use my mouth.”
“I have a special room in my mind palace just for you.”
“I want to put my ‘experiment’ in your 'microwave.’”
“You’re the king of my mind palace.” Submitted
The best of Mycroft Holmes, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of Greg Lestrade, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of Jim Moriarty, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“I ♥ U” Requested by one of my real-life friends,
“If we were at a restaurant together, I wouldn’t
“Would you like to go round and round the garden like a
The best of John Watson, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“Wanna see where my division really is?” Submitted
“I always hear ‘sit on my face’ when you’re
“Wanna see MY crown jewels?” Submitted by custardcreems.
“You make my saliva coagulate.” Submitted by soiguessimhangingherenow.
“You can stand under my umbrella.” Submitted by anonymous.
“If there was a fire, you’d be my priority exposed.”
“Being without each other… Isn’t it hateful?”
“If you think my cheekbones are prominent, just wait until